Dr.Radhakrishnan's Wit

Winston Churchill while having a cup of tea said to Dr.Radhakrishnan:

" Sugar is the only English word where ' S ' is pronounced as ' SH '

Dr.Radhakrishnan said : " Are you Sure ? "

THREE NICE THOUGHTS

Three nice thoughts every one can follow to attain success :-

" Kill the tension before it kills you........................"

" Reach your goal before goal kicks you....................."

" Live Life before Life Leaves you.................................."

A BUSSINESS LESSON

An important lesson taught in IIM in India :

" Start working to fulfill your dreams, otherwise someday someone will put you in work to fulfill his dreams "

Touching Words of CHARLIE CHAPLIN

" My ambition is to make the whole world to Smile,

because the world made me to cry..... "

-Charlie Chaplin

KOZHIKOD LKG SONG (for Keralites)

Kozhikod LKG Song...............

HAMSA,HAMSA.....YES VAAPPA.........

CHAKKARA TINNA ?.......
ILLUPPA.........................

IJ POLI PARAYALLE.......
ILLUPPAA.......

BAYATHORAKKEEN...........
HA...HA..HA...

MEANING OF A FRIEND

FRIEND means :

" F "ree from all formalities ,

" R "Ight to say anything ,

" E "ither good or bad ,

" N "o sorry no thanks ,

" D "ear to dearest one !.........

SHAKESPEAR'S LOVE

" LOVE is Beautiful Wonderful and Amazing................................

You feel it is the best thing in the world............................................

Until Your Daughter falls in LOVE............!!!!!!!!! "

FUNNY THOUGHTS

1. If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit , then why whales are fat ?

2. Why is that everybody wants to go to heaven , But nobody wants to die?

3. I can say that there is racial discrimination in chess as white pieces are moved first?

4. In our country there is freedom of speech , Then why there are telephone bills ?

H1N1 VIRUS JOKE

A lion came across a pig and said : " I roar and the whole jungle fears ".

Pig replies : " Nowadays I sneeze and the whole world fears ".

How things change with time !

A NICE SMS

Heart is a crystal ,.............

Preserve it.!...............

Love is perfume,...........

spread it !...........................

Feelings are like fluid, flow it !...............

Friendship is an umbrella, come..................

Let us share it..................................................................

SENSITIVE FRIENDSHIP MESSAGE

When you count your best friends ,..........

You may not count me...............................

When you count your close friends , you may not count me.................

But, when you really need a friend, ........................................

Just start counting from me.................................................

GRAND FATHER JOKE !

Grand father: " Kid go and hid. your teacher is comming ".

Kid: " Grand father , you go and hid first ".

Grand father: " Why son? ".

Kid : " Because , last week i took leave saying that Grand father died ".

AN SMS MSG

My msgs are just like " moon "......................

One day it " Increases "..............

One day it " Decreases "..............................

May be one day it " Disappear "........................

But.................

Never " Dies "............................

Any time it may come " Back "..........................

Who says " Nothing is impossible ".............

??????????

I have done " Nothing " in the past four years........

and believe me , it is possible.........................

A TRUE THOUGHT SMS

When you are up in our life.......

Your friends know who you are.............

When you are down in life..........................

You know who your friends are.................

TITANIC REMAKE JOKE

South Indian megastar Rajnikanth ..

is remaking..... Titanic......

but with some changes !....

In his version of Titanic in the end..............................

He (the Hero) doesn't die.........

But He swims across the ocean with.....

Heroine in one hand and...................................................


the Titanic in other hand !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A PHILOSOPHICAL MESSAGE FOR ALL

A pure hearted person.......

Can have a wonderful smile...........

That makes even his enemies.......

To feel guilty for being his enemy........

So catch the world with your smile...................

A MESSAGE FOR FRIENDS

I may not say that..

I remember you at every breadth......

But I could say for sure....

That I wont forget you till my last breadth.......

Keep smiling....................